1. tlmck

    “Yup.It’s just like dad’s.”

  2. Inner Retard

    Well, what do you know. You’re not a maid and I still got a boner.

  3. “I swear this has NEVER happened before”

  4. sc4play

    Stand back…….I don’t know how big this thing gets!!!

  5. “You’re clothes. Give them to me.”

  6. “Cum on me if you want to live. Shit, WITH ME. Come with me if you want to live.”

  7. “Everytime you say, ‘maid service’…this thing pops up”

  8. “QUICK! Get to da bone-nah!!”

  9. “Can you swim? Bad question.”

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