– It’s about this long.
– I can take it to about this high.
“Mom, guess what? I’m back with Wlad the Impaler.”
“If I lie on my back and you stand over me, my dick can reach up to your chin.”
“Yeah, I love that.”
She is wearing 25″ heels.
“And then I smack your ass lie this.”
“Ok, but then I have to cover my face like this, because I just did my hair”.
HAHAHAHAHA. That’s awesome. He talks with an accent. Shit head.
she must be standing on 2 chairs?
“Tiny prostitute! I bang! five dollars?”
Little Known Fact: Klitschko’s junk is actually tiny and shrivelled
Well, shit! There goes his boxing career.
I can’t help it, this guy is a favourite of mine. Smart, tall, accented .. and able to deal with completely moronic interviewers. I can’t blame the little midget.
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