1. “You have no idea how many cumshots to my head it took to match my hair with this awesome fucking jacket. No idea.

  2. B&WMinstrel

    “Frank, we lost the A-Feed.” It’s a tribute to the halftime blackout at the superbowl.

  3. Shouldn’t he be back in the other picture standing on the other side of Pamela Anderson?

  4. Geared up for the return of Fallout Boy

  5. It takes a lot of effort to come across as a bigger douche than David Copperfield. Well done, Mr. Angel.

  6. anonymous

    Hard to believe that he actually looks more douche-y here than he normally does.

  7. Cock Dr

    The scarf…where’s the scarf?

  8. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 2: A Touch of Douche

  9. Ralph Macchio in the Flock of Seagulls biopic? Its about goddamn time!!

  10. We always knew he didn’t have a mind, now he’s just a freak.

  11. Wow, just wow. Speechless.

  12. huh, when did Mattel come out with the ‘Ken’ wig line?

  13. When did Criss Angel become a Rick Springfield impersonator?

  14. “I’m right in the middle of a cool trick when suddenly I get a great idea…if I shellac my hair in place, I’ll never have to comb it again! Smart, huh?”

  15. Andie

    He’s got the douche bag look down to a science. Complete with bad man-makeup.

  16. Cover the left side of his face with your thumb…now the right side… It’s 2 guys !! MINDFREAK !!

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