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  1. B&WMinstrel

    Keep looking! My ass has to be around there somewhere.

  2. tlmck

    “As punishment you will smell mommy’s farts for an hour young man!”

  3. “Mommy, I know you’ve probably done everything possible to get rid of it, but I’m still getting a whiff of David Spade.”

  4. So Hollywood parents are literally just farting their children’s faces now?

  5. If your a celebrity, dangling your children is a requirement. Look it up.

  6. Grafikman

    “Holy Oedipus, mommy, that’s a sweet ass!”

  7. They will both laugh about this in therapy someday.

  8. Yeah, I pretty much want to smash bratty kids head first into the ground, too.

  9. Mike

    Alabama slam!!

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