Keep looking! My ass has to be around there somewhere.
“As punishment you will smell mommy’s farts for an hour young man!”
“Mommy, I know you’ve probably done everything possible to get rid of it, but I’m still getting a whiff of David Spade.”
So Hollywood parents are literally just farting their children’s faces now?
If your a celebrity, dangling your children is a requirement. Look it up.
“Holy Oedipus, mommy, that’s a sweet ass!”
They will both laugh about this in therapy someday.
Yeah, I pretty much want to smash bratty kids head first into the ground, too.
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