1. tlmck

    After he got rid of Barbie Benton, Hef’s taste in women went decidedly down hill until he finally hit bottom.

  2. Ear muffs to drown out the wheezing? Check. Body suit to prevent skin-to-skin contact? Check. Yup, ready for hubby!

  3. She and Elin Nordegren are in competition for the biggest gold digger. Elin is currently in the lead, but never count out a fighter like Crystal. She can whore with the best of them.

  4. Cock Dr

    Can’t believe she got the old coot to say the vows.

  5. contusion

    I had no idea Elvira had an alter ego.

  6. Whew, I’m glad she covered that boob, or this may have looked a little tacky.

  7. Toe Jam

    Proof, she signed a contract with the devil.

  8. what? I always hang about the crib wearing a latex body suit and bejeweled earphones. everybody does you guys!

  9. anonym

    fake ass tits, plastic face

    • Jack Ketch

      No shit, Sherlock, fake age, too, she ain’t in her early 20s like she claims – horseshit. More like close to 40 with lots of silicone and botox.

  10. Nice to see she has enough class to refrain from displaying her pussy!

  11. cc

    Fake ass whore.

  12. barg

    Courtney Stodden is looking good these days…

  13. wow, a grainy still photo of a 40+ year old plastic broad with fake tits – how is Playboy not relevant anymore? Somebody book Hefner a seat on the next Zeppelin to New York so he can meet with the board of directors and figure this out!

  14. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    A blond Kardashian, who knew? Is this the new improved mdoel with more silicone and fewer scruples?

    She’s pretending to slepp with Hugh Hefner – if that’s not fewer scruples, I’m giving up the business.

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