Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (March 25, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
After he got rid of Barbie Benton, Hef’s taste in women went decidedly down hill until he finally hit bottom.
Ear muffs to drown out the wheezing? Check. Body suit to prevent skin-to-skin contact? Check. Yup, ready for hubby!
She and Elin Nordegren are in competition for the biggest gold digger. Elin is currently in the lead, but never count out a fighter like Crystal. She can whore with the best of them.
Can’t believe she got the old coot to say the vows.
I had no idea Elvira had an alter ego.
Whew, I’m glad she covered that boob, or this may have looked a little tacky.
Proof, she signed a contract with the devil.
what? I always hang about the crib wearing a latex body suit and bejeweled earphones. everybody does you guys!
fake ass tits, plastic face
No shit, Sherlock, fake age, too, she ain’t in her early 20s like she claims – horseshit. More like close to 40 with lots of silicone and botox.
Nice to see she has enough class to refrain from displaying her pussy!
Fake ass whore.
Courtney Stodden is looking good these days…
wow, a grainy still photo of a 40+ year old plastic broad with fake tits – how is Playboy not relevant anymore? Somebody book Hefner a seat on the next Zeppelin to New York so he can meet with the board of directors and figure this out!
A blond Kardashian, who knew? Is this the new improved mdoel with more silicone and fewer scruples?
She’s pretending to slepp with Hugh Hefner – if that’s not fewer scruples, I’m giving up the business.
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