1. “You look like mommy after she goes to McDonald’s.”

  2. tokiromi

    nice try, beiber.

  3. She never has to work a day in her life again. Just live off of K-Fed’s alimony money.

  4. “Did your father leave me alone to take care of you guys all by myself?”
    “Yeah…He just does that.”

  5. “If you don’t behave, step-mom is going to make you carry her tummy all the way back to the car.”

  6. Natty Ice

    “Yeah, yeah…here’s your sandwich and chips. Now tell me, did your daddy say he still likes me more than your mommy?”

  7. stucco

    So does she just borrow k-feds clothes this late in the pregnancy?

  8. WOW: He has snack in his hand???? My Brit-Brit- this is how ya do it!!! He sure knows Starbucks though.

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