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  1. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m going to assume that sign says: DANGER ASSHAT AREA

  2. No. Fucking. Way!

  3. Ruckus

    I was inside that Ralphs when he was there, and he saw me doing that with my cart, and gave me a thumbs up, and mouthed to me “I’m Sorry!”

  4. I wonder what the crotch of those pants smells like when his soulless dead-inside girlfriends peels them off to suck on his limp dick.

  5. Inner Retard

    I kid you not as I clicked on this picture my computer froze up and rebooted itself. I can only assume it was a selfless act of trying to protect me from the horror.

  6. meeps!

    He hasn’t changed his clothes in a month.
    Literally…

  7. So he’s really just stealing shopping carts now? Stay classy, San Diego.

  8. I honestly would have expected a lot more scrap metal and cans in that cart.

  9. JimBB

    The store figured it was easier to just let him keep his own cart rather than having to disinfect and fumigate one after every visit.

  10. The more and more I see him in those pants, and he seems to wear them a lot, the more I think they’re those Icelandic necropants.

  11. The douche is loose

  12. MZ MIZRY

    nick nolte did it better.

  13. I’m. Not. Famouswheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I’m. Not. Famouswheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Vlad

    If I can push this cart up to 88 mph, I can go back in time to when I mattered.

  15. I wear women's shoes

    Is that ignorant douche really wearing a Che shirt?

  16. Vladimir

    “I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.”

  17. I must say, the dude has balls. There’s no way I would burglarize houses in the middle of the day, then bring all the booty home in a stolen shopping cart.

  18. I am the cart. I am the cart. I am the cart.

  19. Crap no old people in the parking lot to run over this turd monster.

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