Jersey Shore star The Situation vacations in Oahu, HI. (March 18, 2011)
I think he’s trying to breast-feed it some steroids.
“Hey Snooki, look what fell out while you was dancin’!”
Man-teeting – because naturally produced douchiness is better for future guidos and guidettes than formula douchiness.
“Hey, …hey! Chill out girl…At least let me buy you a White Russian first”
That has got to stand for “Gayer Than Liberace”.
Damn girl, we gotta get this baby on the GTD train…that’s gym, tan, diaper! Cuz this kid ain’t got no abs and he’s pasty white, and his diaper smells like Snookies bed sheets.
something stinks in here…oh it’s just an awful post – nevermind!
Maybe it’s my finger…smell it
I bet his comment after the pic was… “So you are telling me if I stick my penis in WOMAN that could happen? Bullet dodged!”.
Hey Sit! That may be the youngest “beard” on record! Better call The Guiness people and get this in their book!
Even the infant is like, “are you f—ing kidding me?”
GTL: Gym, Tan, Lactation.
That baby later spoke its first words: “Please kill me.”
Learn how to hold a baby you douche! It’s a human child…not a roofied Jersey skank.
Someone please tell him you have to at least lift your shirt to breastfeed.
“nope, I don’t think it has a fever.”
I believe we are seeing the first attempted suicide by an infant.
“I smell a situation happening in this diaper.”
Still funnier than the Trump roast, bitches.
“Why, yes, I can put one of these up in you.”
Now you know it’s too much hair gel when you can’t even hold a kid without it slipping from your grip.
If the kid breastfeeds, it’ll taste like vinegar and water.
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