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I think he’s trying to breast-feed it some steroids.
“Hey Snooki, look what fell out while you was dancin’!”
Man-teeting – because naturally produced douchiness is better for future guidos and guidettes than formula douchiness.
“Hey, …hey! Chill out girl…At least let me buy you a White Russian first”
GTL
That has got to stand for “Gayer Than Liberace”.
Damn girl, we gotta get this baby on the GTD train…that’s gym, tan, diaper! Cuz this kid ain’t got no abs and he’s pasty white, and his diaper smells like Snookies bed sheets.
something stinks in here…oh it’s just an awful post – nevermind!
Maybe it’s my finger…smell it
I bet his comment after the pic was… “So you are telling me if I stick my penis in WOMAN that could happen? Bullet dodged!”.
Combined IQ…12.
Hey Sit! That may be the youngest “beard” on record! Better call The Guiness people and get this in their book!
Even the infant is like, “are you f—ing kidding me?”
GTL: Gym, Tan, Lactation.
That baby later spoke its first words: “Please kill me.”
Learn how to hold a baby you douche! It’s a human child…not a roofied Jersey skank.
Someone please tell him you have to at least lift your shirt to breastfeed.
“nope, I don’t think it has a fever.”
I believe we are seeing the first attempted suicide by an infant.
“I smell a situation happening in this diaper.”
Still funnier than the Trump roast, bitches.
“Why, yes, I can put one of these up in you.”
Now you know it’s too much hair gel when you can’t even hold a kid without it slipping from your grip.
If the kid breastfeeds, it’ll taste like vinegar and water.
That’s as good parenting as a baby bottle filled with bourbon
What better fashion statement for a goombah douchebag than wearing a titanium rosary while holding a baby like it’s coated in oil and trying to rape a passing woman with your eyebrows.
Mike “The Molestation” Sorrentino
“Blanket” is screaming give me back to Micheal Jackson! This is child endangerment!
“I’m so swole I bet I could breast feed your kid!”
Why did I just assume this baby belongs to that piggish Teen Mom?
That baby is going back to it’s mother bright orange and reeking of Drakkar Noir.
Even the infant is like, “are you f—ing kidding me?”
With a mother that stupid, this child is doomed to educational failure and a life of menial supervised labor.
why hasn’t anybody killed this dumbass yet
Well shit, I think I’m all out of baby teeth whitening gel because you just know that shit is going to leave a stain.