There’s a cheeseburger canon off camera.
Well played sir!
On the floor, right?
Is that Parker Stevenson next to the Hoff?
Why yes it is. The years have not been kind to him.
The years have treated him better than his ex-wife.
“Tear down that wall, Kobe!”
Hey Odo, can you shapeshift yourself into a decent forward for us?
That’s nice. The team gave her a jersey with her age printed on it.
Hell I thought that was her IQ
If they’re rooting for LA, why are they wearing orange?
Grey Shirt Guy on the lower left is totally having a premonition of being barfed on.
I just imagine him thinking “He’s right behind me isn’t he? God dammit!”
There’s a lot of stars there.
She’s having an orgasm imagining what is inside those long shorts.
Bullshit. She’s not imagining, she’s remembering.
Wait, we let this bastard back in the country? No wonder we’re falling apart.
“Hey, burger vendor, three-point one of those into my face basket.”
I forget how we do this now, Black Microphone…. off camera…. the Hoff waiting? Oh you know, the usual.
If he kicks my seat one more time…
Their orgasms just as realistic as Ice T and CoCo.
nobody hassles the hoff!
The lady in the glasses looks like Jennifer Lopez Circa 2018.
I think that’s Parker Stevenson sitting beside him. And the sad thing is, even Parker Stevenson is embarrassed to be sitting next to David Hasselhoff.
I learned overacting from watching you, Dad!
Kinda late with this, but… is that Parker Stevenson to his left?
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David Hasselhoff and Hayley Roberts at a Laker game in Los Angeles. (March 16, 2012)