“I’m gettin’ too old for thi-… Ah, never mind.”
“What you mean they just found out playin’ basketball makes you cross-eyed?”
Coach: He’s our center, Shaquille Asshole.
Dark Helmet: What? More assholes?
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Man, I hope I’m as happy as he is when I turn 40!
Did you mean 40, or did he turn 400?
*Sigh* I wish I had a hotdog.
Shack vs Old Age.
“kobe, how’s my ass taste?”
St Patrick’s day. He must be one of the Black Irish.
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Shaquille O'Neal celebrating his 40th birthday at LAVO nightclub in The Palazzo Resort Casino in Vegas. (March 17, 2012)