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  1. Raoul

    “I’m gettin’ too old for thi-… Ah, never mind.”

  2. “What you mean they just found out playin’ basketball makes you cross-eyed?”

  3. The Brown Streak

    Coach: He’s our center, Shaquille Asshole.
    Dark Helmet: What? More assholes?

  4. Fixed,
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/19/shaqueal o what-340_453.jpg[/img]

  5. Man, I hope I’m as happy as he is when I turn 40!

  6. Mwaddams

    Did you mean 40, or did he turn 400?

  7. HipsterDBag

    *Sigh* I wish I had a hotdog.

  8. George P Burdell

    Shack vs Old Age.

  9. dooood

    “kobe, how’s my ass taste?”

  10. bigalkie

    St Patrick’s day. He must be one of the Black Irish.

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