superficial

  1. CranAppleSnapple

    Chainsaws are faster.

  2. Raoul

    “Wait. What do you mean ‘that’s not why they call it a beaver’?”

  3. meme

    underbite

  4. The Brown Streak

    Good idea: Stretching before a run.
    Bad idea: Running in a jacket that says “Wedgie” on the back.

  5. hhh

    Normally when I quit a job I take off the uniform.

  6. Sin

    She just feels so strange having clothes on in that position.

  7. Cajun Joe

    I wouldn’t mind putting my Ding Dong in her Suzy Q. Oh wait, that’s Holly Madison…

  8. journalschism

    Wait. You mean they have something that resembles a park in Las Vegas?

  9. mbcl

    “darn it ! no wealthy octogenarians around “

  10. jamie

    Old man whore!

  11. George P Burdell

    Old man wanna piece of candy.

  12. George P Burdell

    Not seen: A bench full of pensioners reading the paper and feeding pigeons.

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