Holly Madison in Las Vegas. (March 16, 2012)
Chainsaws are faster.
“Wait. What do you mean ‘that’s not why they call it a beaver’?”
Good idea: Stretching before a run.
Bad idea: Running in a jacket that says “Wedgie” on the back.
Normally when I quit a job I take off the uniform.
She just feels so strange having clothes on in that position.
I wouldn’t mind putting my Ding Dong in her Suzy Q. Oh wait, that’s Holly Madison…
Wait. You mean they have something that resembles a park in Las Vegas?
“darn it ! no wealthy octogenarians around “
Old man whore!
Old man wanna piece of candy.
Not seen: A bench full of pensioners reading the paper and feeding pigeons.
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