Russell Brand: Caped crusader.
Known powers: Invulnerability to drugs and Katy Perry.
Known weaknesses: Sunlight, fashion, Katy Perry’s parents.
This is not the Flashback reboot I was hoping for.
Now this shit here, this fuckery that he is dressed in, this is what he should be charged with a felony.
I bet the other super heroes feel kind of sorry for Windpower
Good to see someone’s handling the breakup well.
But yo, he juggled them. You didn’t.
Super Shart….Saving the world, one cellphone at a time.
And the first super-hero wearing flip-flops award goes to…
Fly, Fatass, fly!
These are stunts designed to capture media attention, as he has detached himself from moneymaker KP. Don’t play into this douchebag’s ploy; don’t post his pranks.
WRONG! He dressed like this and acted like this years before knobbing that plastic Christian girl. he’s a great talented stand up comic and I smell jealousy.
Seriously? A great talent? You must like Carrot Top as well…
It’s Black Marvel! No … wait … a bulbous head covered by a knit cap … one bony hand concealed under a cape … Ack! It’s Dr. Sivana in disguise!
Hard to say… is he trying really hard, or is he such a giant douchenozzle that he’s not trying at all?
There are many ways to look like the Ultimate Dick Mitten, and he’s got them all covered.
Whoa, whoa, whoa…LEG WARMERS?
Someone’s Halloween Columbine costume is ready.
He does know there’s no opera in the drunk tank, right?
Is this his ninja outfit? I think Sasuke wears that those same leg warmers and sandals.
Russell Brand is the posh version of the legendary Hamburglar.
Stand back! Super Douche is here!
This is the person your parents warned you about.
Hundreds feared dead, burned alive at the latest Katy Perry concert. Fans snapped this photo of a mysterious figure literally walking through a blazing inferno. Eye witnesses state it was a dark figure with a strange lighting bolt on it’s front and and two rolled up yoga mats on it’s back.
“Mommy, is that man homeless?”
“Don’t stare, honey.”
George Louis Costanza: You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don’t trust men in capes.
Jerry Seinfeld: You can’t cast aspersions on someone just because they’re wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him.
George Louis Costanza: All right, Superman’s the exception.
What a Homely Limey
Always alone..Hmmmmm, I wonder why?
So mush effort to look like you don’t care about fashion.
I thought NBC canceled “The Cape” 2 seasons ago?
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Russell Brand in Beverly Hills. (March 18, 2012)