superficial

  1. Lita

    Russell Brand: Caped crusader.

  2. This is not the Flashback reboot I was hoping for.

  3. El Jefe

    Now this shit here, this fuckery that he is dressed in, this is what he should be charged with a felony.

  4. Supadupa

    The Flash-er.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I bet the other super heroes feel kind of sorry for Windpower

  6. Raoul

    Good to see someone’s handling the breakup well.

  7. meme

    But yo, he juggled them. You didn’t.

  8. Super Shart….Saving the world, one cellphone at a time.

  9. Fish

    And the first super-hero wearing flip-flops award goes to…

  10. The Brown Streak

    Fly, Fatass, fly!

  11. Cock Dr

    These are stunts designed to capture media attention, as he has detached himself from moneymaker KP. Don’t play into this douchebag’s ploy; don’t post his pranks.

    • spartacus

      WRONG! He dressed like this and acted like this years before knobbing that plastic Christian girl. he’s a great talented stand up comic and I smell jealousy.

  12. It’s Black Marvel! No … wait … a bulbous head covered by a knit cap … one bony hand concealed under a cape … Ack! It’s Dr. Sivana in disguise!

  13. Hard to say… is he trying really hard, or is he such a giant douchenozzle that he’s not trying at all?

  14. There are many ways to look like the Ultimate Dick Mitten, and he’s got them all covered.

  15. Really?

    Whoa, whoa, whoa…LEG WARMERS?

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    Someone’s Halloween Columbine costume is ready.

  17. Swearin

    He does know there’s no opera in the drunk tank, right?

  18. Alex

    Is this his ninja outfit? I think Sasuke wears that those same leg warmers and sandals.

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    Russell Brand is the posh version of the legendary Hamburglar.

  20. dontlooknow

    Stand back! Super Douche is here!

  21. George P Burdell

    This is the person your parents warned you about.

  22. Hundreds feared dead, burned alive at the latest Katy Perry concert. Fans snapped this photo of a mysterious figure literally walking through a blazing inferno. Eye witnesses state it was a dark figure with a strange lighting bolt on it’s front and and two rolled up yoga mats on it’s back.
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/20/umyghuyajwhd78hawd-340_216.jpg[/img]

  23. EricLr

    “Mommy, is that man homeless?”

    “Don’t stare, honey.”

  24. ksmack

    Superdouche.

  25. NEOV

    George Louis Costanza: You know what this has to do with? The man in the cape. I bet you he is mixed up in this. I don’t trust men in capes.
    Jerry Seinfeld: You can’t cast aspersions on someone just because they’re wearing a cape. Superman wore a cape. And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and let you say anything bad about him.
    George Louis Costanza: All right, Superman’s the exception.

  26. bigalkie

    What a Homely Limey

  27. Bigalkie

    Always alone..Hmmmmm, I wonder why?

  28. So mush effort to look like you don’t care about fashion.

  29. ikaiyoo

    I thought NBC canceled “The Cape” 2 seasons ago?

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