Invisible Peter North.
You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.
Then you look in the mirror and see this face.
Damn it. Brain freeze. Too many hamburgers.
Carpet Fiber Syndrome (CFS). Look it up. Science, brah. xD
“Holy shit! Norm McDonald was right!”
“And Bruce Jenner be all like…”
He just saw the LeAnn Rimes photo.
Myocardial Infarction #473. Just a day in the life of the Hoff.
I think the Hoff has had one too many face lifts
He just smelled what LeAnn dealt.
Damn, these groupies are ugly. Hey, beer!
“Goddamned Irritable Bowel Syndrome…could someone please get me a couple of towels and point me to the men’s facility…?”
ich bin ein burgermeister!
The Hoff has resorted to ‘protesting the demolition of the Berlin Wall?’ WTF?
“GULP!!!! Germany lost WWII ?
“There’s no hamburgers in Hamburg?!”
Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?
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