“If you want to earn your Madge badge you’re going to need a Tenderfoot and a bottle of lube.”

What in god’s green fuck?

Are we sure these aren’t wax statues of Lauren Foster and Herndon Graddick?

The only Scout that scares me more is a Willis.

I never thought I would look back on being molested by my scoutmaster as having dodged a bullet, but here it is.

Here’s a tip: don’t buy any cookies from this one.

I know Madonna likes her guys young but damn….

“Vitameatavegamin…it’s so TASTY too!”

See. There are gay dudes in the scouts already.

I bet her pinewood derby car is just a dildo with wheels glued on.

bitch is getting long in the tooth..

wheres her whip?

- Madonna, you do understand you embody 90% of what the Boyscouts do NOT believe in?
- They hate Hydrangeas too?

Madonna finally accepts what most us us already know: Her music is gay.

Look at me!!! I’m making a statement with my choice in outfit!

Somewhere back stage a cub scout is wearing spanx and a cone bra.

I know why she did this, but all I could think of was Madonna as a den mother, poor Rocco.

Ok will let the gays in but but no way is she getting in……deal?

early alzhiemers. has to be the only explanation for this nonsense.

I am so tired of this whore.

Oh come on, scouts! You’ll let Madonna be around the kids, but not gays?

Hear I am to announce our new slogan ‘Buy these cookies, handmade by ‘my personal cause du jour’.’

NOPE.

Geriatric Little Debbie.

those are random patches put on in a random placing. She has no clue.