Jabba Can’t Dance
Now I know why my husband f***s my armpit when he rolls me in flour.
…And this is where I store my hamburgers.
That’s what happens when you hide a bucket of KFC in your armpit.
Calm down everyone…I’m just glad at least one manatee survived the red tide.
She’s not practicing, she gets sweaty just from thinking.
She’s this fat and you *didn’t* think she sweat like a man??
Eh, it’s sweat, as long as she uses deodorant, she should be good. At least she’s moving her big ass.
C’mon, guys! Goddddd-DAMNIT! I haven’t had my dinner yet.
She does know that her hair is the color of Lay’s BBQ potato chips, right?
What’s left of Mitch McConnell’s head.
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