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  1. contusion

    Jabba Can’t Dance

  2. PotentialWitless

    Now I know why my husband f***s my armpit when he rolls me in flour.

  3. DanDanDans

    …And this is where I store my hamburgers.

  4. tlmck

    That’s what happens when you hide a bucket of KFC in your armpit.

  5. Calm down everyone…I’m just glad at least one manatee survived the red tide.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    She’s not practicing, she gets sweaty just from thinking.

  7. Rick

    She’s this fat and you *didn’t* think she sweat like a man??

  8. Eh, it’s sweat, as long as she uses deodorant, she should be good. At least she’s moving her big ass.

  9. C’mon, guys! Goddddd-DAMNIT! I haven’t had my dinner yet.

  10. She does know that her hair is the color of Lay’s BBQ potato chips, right?

  11. journalschism

    What’s left of Mitch McConnell’s head.

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