Rumer and Scout Willis at SXSW in Austin, TX. (March 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
They’re widescreen girls in a 4:3 world
Girl on the left just smelled a Rumor
The three stages of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Before, After and During.
Nelson is not aging well.
You remember Sid Meier’s Pirates, where you could go for the sure thing and marry an ugly chick early or try to hold out for, like, Salma Hayek later in the game? This is like that, only with celebrity sister 3-ways.
Goddamn, I do remember that.
Rumer finally figured out that the trick isn’t to look good, it’s to look good by comparison.
Gentlemen, DNA re-sequencing is complete. On the left you will note our Kelly Lynch / Demi Moore / Robert Z’Dar (tm reg us pat off) Chimera-Homunculus. On the right…er um well, back to the drawing board, as they say. SCIENCE!!!
I can’t thumbs up, but lol.
I’m sure they have great personalities.
Just good friends…until the beer kicks in.
This is the worst re-creation of Data and Tasha Yar’s hook-up that I’ve ever seen.
“Doesn’t that chick kinda look like a dud?”
“That’s a mirror.”
“Shut up, you’re drunk!”
Rumer finally figured out the secret of looking good.
Sex, drugs and rockNroll.
Well, two out of three aint bad
looks like theyre remaking that tom hank tv show- bosom buddies.
Guess which one is the guy! Wait, they’re *both* girls??
Alex, I’ll take “Sisters I would never do in a Threesome” for 200, please.
I don’t know, they might look good naked, and they might even look better at closing time.
The DSM IV personified.
Jesus Christ, I have never seen jaws like these chicks have. What the hell kind of DNA does Bruce Willis have?
Yeah I would drink too.
Is this like one of those “Steve Bucemi Eyes” pictures where some dude’s face has been photoshopped on to a woman’s body?
Rumer farts cannabis smoke.
Now with that bit of information, I am very much interested in Rumer.
who are these dudes again?
No wonder he gave them dog names.
I could swear that was Hanson in the thumbnail!
Demi, try again before it’s too late!
Scout Willis is the girl who barfs in the punch bowl.
They fell out of the Ugly Tree, and hit every branch on the way down.
Bruce & Demi’s marriage must have been an evil union, blessed by the wrongest of gods.
Chin up, girls! Chin — oh, fuck it.
Rumer’s eyes look hyper-real. Like she has her eyelids closed, and had fake ones painted on.
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