superficial

  1. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s either a book of STDs or a list of the ones you can catch by touching Pam Anderson with 4 fingers on her left forearm.

  2. Tiggles

    Its going to take Pam a long time to color in a book that size.

  3. Cock Dr

    The “Pam Anderson Needs to Pay Her Taxes” world tour continues.

  4. B&WMinstrel

    You can tell how out of date someone is by the props they choose. And the book slipped off her knee and rolled under the table.

  5. contusion

    Oh I thought you said you liked a big, thick book.

  6. lawn

    He looks like this is the greatest moment of his life.

  7. She’s trying to get Stacked back on air.

  8. The Physicians’ Desk Reference is the only book Pam Anderson has ever read, and she never leaves home without it.

  9. Minky Wail

    Going by the size of his man boobs, I’m guessing it’s at least a triple bypass

  10. mavis davis

    That book is nowhere near thick enough to muffle the sounds of all those crickets.

  11. It’s a list of everyone she’s ever had sexual contact with. In Pam’s defense, it includes men, women, and animals, both of the barnyard variety as well as the zoo variety.

  12. She can throw that book at me and I’ll throw my dick at her.

Leave A Comment