Plants and implants.
Are we sure this isn’t a tampon commercial? Because it looks like a tampon commercial.
I will not be at all surprised if it comes out that Taylor Swift’s entire existence is just an elaborate marketing campaign for tampons.
It bloody well might.
It could be a douche commercial.
“Mom? Do you douche?”
Every one of her videos and songs could be considered an ad for tampons.
RUN, SINGLE MAN, RUN!
Not missing a chance to date Taylor went for it. Five seconds later the Devil spat her back up screaming, That bitch is crazy!
Five minutes later, Taylor finished writing her next song, “No Sympathy for the Devil.”
“Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m the girl the devil rejected.”
She better plaster this picture all over the internet, because its the only picture I have ever seen of her that makes her looks like she has tits and ass. Must be a magic camera.
The angle makes it look like she has an ass and she got implants.
Uh oh, she’s heard about Seacrest.
“I’m going to exploit our doomed relationship THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much!”
I’m not even going to be witty here – she’s annoying, and I hate her.
She may be annoying but she’s looking good here…
Go ahead, Talor…. Write that ‘Topher called me pretty then broke my heart’ song…
Looks to me like some poor high school kid just fell asleep under the wrong tree. Poor basterd is gonna wake up, have a totally cool girlfriend who totally loves him, get whisked around the world, go antiquing, find out tear ducts are attached to the nipples, get dumped, have a bland song written about him and get beaten to death by a mob of pre-pubescent girls because “the Mistress wills it”.
She is so beautiful. Beautiful and crazy. And crazy.
You forgot crazy.
Would bang, would not give real name.
When she fell out the crazy tree, the little bitch every branch on the way down. This is a picture of her trying to climb back up.
Crazy or not I just want to pound that little ass into oblivion, you know … I’m a romantic
Poor thing. She just needs laid.
It’s not a commercial at all…she just discovered one of her exes passed away.
Jeez, Waldo isn’t even trying anymore
I’d like to pummel her butthole.
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