Kellie Pickler at a practice for 'Dancing With The Stars' in Hollywood. (March 17, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
You mean something along the lines of, “I’d like to pickle’r ass”? Yeah, I can see that.
Based on the door even her car’s got wood.
She’s got it going on…that fanny is sweet.
Is she really as dumb as she came across on American Idol?
She puts the ‘brick’ in ‘shithouse’.
Wrong picture… SUPERFICIAAAAALLL!!!
On the bright side, it is applicable to this one as well.
While wearing a tickler (of the French sort, of course)?
She’s damn sexy, but dumb as a brick. In other words, perfect.
After years of marriage, an old deli owner tells his wife he wants to do something they’ve never done sexually. But he;s nervous and has a hard time telling his wife of 45 years. Eventually he builds up the courage and explains that he wants to put his cock in the pickle slicer. She says, you’re nuts! Why on earth would you want to do that….but far be it for me to tell you what you can and can’t do if its your dream.” (Of course the wife didn’t know he was talking about Amy, their new pickle slicer….)
Each passing days, I am growing more accustomed to her backside. If I met her in-person, I would ask her to turn around so I can have a pleasant conversation.
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