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  1. Tiggles

    “And that’s when I decided to steal Christmas from all the Whos in Whoville.”

  2. mike

    You have Leann Rimes bent over the sink. It’s sleazy, noisy, and everything you hoped it would be.

    Then you look in the mirror and see this face.

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “Me Chinese! Me play joke! Me put-”
    *dodges chair thrown at her*
    “I wasn’t finished yet! Now I gotta start over!”

  4. “Ohhhhhh!” *broccoli fart*

  5. Rick

    *insert poop joke here.

  6. She puts the cunt in country

  7. Didn’t her dentist make her too ugly to sing? If I didn’t know the back-story, that sentence would be hilarious.

  8. If I squint my eyes, I can pretend people are here to listen to me sing.

  9. “I’ll get you my pretty…and your little dog too!”

  10. hmm, might have to look for a review, wondering if she actually performed. god knows she looks awful.

  11. Going from the last photo to this really hurts.

  12. A rather inconvenient time and place for those laxatives to take effect.

  13. “I think I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese. I really think so.”

  14. What we don’t know is that behind that curtain is Brandi Glandville with a strap-on……

  15. Seen here performing her hit, Bulimia…

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