Give that thing a one piece!
Frankly I’d be happy if other old guys would follow Steven Tyler’s lead.
alligators have got weird tits.
What the actual fuck is wrong with her body?
She looks like she ate a cast iron griddle.
Short-stack abs are the new six-pack.
I will never make fun of Tara Reid again
She makes Tara look like Kate Upton.
silly girl, crossfit is for boys
I guess having a garage door installed on your chest would make it easier to get new implants more often.
Steven Tyler looks even dumber with bolt ons.
WHAT.THE.HELL? I’m serious…what is happening!?? Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
I love a woman with a washboard… ventral surface.
I think they are some very weird scars. She should really be in a medical book!!
He never went home…
Never thought I’d see Iggy Pop in a two-piece.
When I say, “line backer” I mean it in more than one way.
She’s got the teenage mutant ninja turtles body going on.
Killer Croc has a girlfriend now?
Okay, does her uterus go up to her throat? Cuz I’m counting 11 C-Section scars.
She looks like the underside of an armadillo.
It’s like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I used to draw as a kid.
This is what Stephen King has been warning us about, guys. Swerve around those Gypsy women in crosswalks.
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