Kelly Bensimon in Miami. (March 16, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Give that thing a one piece!
Frankly I’d be happy if other old guys would follow Steven Tyler’s lead.
alligators have got weird tits.
What the actual fuck is wrong with her body?
She looks like she ate a cast iron griddle.
Short-stack abs are the new six-pack.
I will never make fun of Tara Reid again
She makes Tara look like Kate Upton.
silly girl, crossfit is for boys
I guess having a garage door installed on your chest would make it easier to get new implants more often.
Steven Tyler looks even dumber with bolt ons.
WHAT.THE.HELL? I’m serious…what is happening!?? Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse?
I love a woman with a washboard… ventral surface.
I think they are some very weird scars. She should really be in a medical book!!
He never went home…
Never thought I’d see Iggy Pop in a two-piece.
When I say, “line backer” I mean it in more than one way.
She’s got the teenage mutant ninja turtles body going on.
Killer Croc has a girlfriend now?
Okay, does her uterus go up to her throat? Cuz I’m counting 11 C-Section scars.
She looks like the underside of an armadillo.
It’s like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I used to draw as a kid.
This is what Stephen King has been warning us about, guys. Swerve around those Gypsy women in crosswalks.
I don’t care what you say, that was not born a woman.
what a disgusting body…give me kate upton anyday over this
Don’t release those pet turtle into the wild, kids!
Wait…This isn’t Maria Shriver?
There comes a time when you need to stop wearing bikinis Kelly and that time has come.
I’m guessing she was lying on her stomach on a slatted lounge chair, but that only explains a small part of what is wrong with this photo.
Proof of what those alien abductions are all about.
Anyone knows you should iron any item that has been stored folded.
She looks like she has a serrated thorax.
It’s called Langer’s lines and everybody has them but they’re practically invisible or barely visible on young skin. They became evident on a skin that’s been aged, stretched, dry or overtan.
She has Langer lines where noone should have Langer lines.
A bit like a lemur with alopecia.
Kelly Bensimon formerly known as Arnold Scwharzenegger before her gender reassignment surgery
Is that an extra labia?? On her thigh??
Fell asleep face down on a lawn chair.
God molded her with silly putty.
Too much tanning
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