superficial

  1. I’ve always wondered what Mickey Rourke with big tits looks like.

  2. I’ve been looking at this for a bit, and I still can’t figure out what the fuck that thing is supposed to be.

  3. JoJojojo

    There is no God

  4. I’m assuming that “Ang” means “Penis.”

  5. Ralph

    “Hideous” come to mind, but maybe I’m just having a bad day.

  6. oh man, Im timing out on this one, Ive got nothing

  7. it thinks it’s sexy. Try to wrap your mind around that.

  8. the whole SNL sketch is worth watching
    but Big Ang at 1:28

  9. ThisWillHurt

    Who/what is this and how many strip clubs does he/she/it own?

  10. I’d feel safer if someone would put a harpoon in that thing.

  11. Holly shit, I wonder what kind of razzing s/he will take in the Dolphins locker room.

  12. I wonder why they call her “big Ang”?

  13. It’s like Mickey Rourke got huge fake tits, a spray tan and a penis.

  14. fred

    I’m so confused. I see the face and the mens’ denim shirt, and I think it’s Tom Jones. Then I look down at the short, stubby overly tan body, and I think it’s Snookie.

    Nope. Got it. It’s the hot dog-chugging ghost from Ghostbusters.

  15. Bonky

    I’d hit it. With a Buick !

  16. I feel sorry for the tattoo artist who had to go down there to put those on her vagina.

  17. Fancy Face

    Can we sue her plastic surgeon on behalf of mother nature and our eyes? OH GOD OUR EYES!!! IT Burnsssssssssssss

  18. Anton Chigurh: What Happened Next.

  19. Dr Plaid

    This thing is what Eddie Murphy was talking about when he did the ‘Goonie Goo Goo’ bit. It’s a shaved Sasquatch.

  20. Hugh G. Rection

    If Han Solo doesn’t pay her off soon, she’ll put a price on his head so big that he won’t be able to go near a civilized system.

  21. crb

    “Who dares disturb my fishy slumber?!!! What puny being summons the King of The Old Gods, Lord Cthulhu?!! You, little worm, shall pay first with your sanity, and then your life, accompanied by the endless sound of oyster shells clicking it away…”

  22. WHY?! Why Greenpeace why?! Damn you to hell!

  23. donkeylicks

    Mickey Rourke pulled an Eddie Izard!

  24. Jay

    it’s Myla Sinanaj(the Kim K wannabe) in 2 years !

  25. Jentilly

    Anyone else trying to imagine her, and I say that loosely, voice? I bet it’s a deep smokers throaty voice *shudders*

  26. I’ll bet she could even whup Khloe Kardashian!

  27. Andre the Giant had sexual reassignment surgery, I wonder why…

  28. charlesatlas

    Thought it was Serena Williams on carb day.

  29. Andie

    OMFG Killit with fire!

  30. DEATH BY SNOO SNOO

  31. Martian leader

    ‘FISH OUT OF WATER’

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