“I haven’t eaten meat in two days. I’m on a vegan di–”
(bites off ear)
…did he try to eat his own arm?
“You’re wearing the Leo mask again tonight…”
- I know this great steak house down the road.
- That’s it. TALK DIRTY TO ME!
Oh my god, your cologne smells like bacon
I had hoped she was his sister until I notice him playing with himself.
“Oh my GAWD! What is that cologne your wearing?”
“I was just in a Cold Stone Creamery.”
Which one is Jonah?
At first glance I thought this was Pier 39 in San Francisco.
“B-B-But Leo promised he’d be here…*sob*…I can’t believe he s-s-stood m-m-me up.”
Whales typically travel in pods.
“A present-self and future-self cannot occupy the same space/time” – basic time travel theory
So, he is chewing up large pieces of sausage pizza with extra cheese and feeding it to her like birds feed their young? Cause that’s what this looks like to me.
I guess fat people really are just different.
Heyyyy…I’m not fat. I’m big boned.
There there Johah, its alright…you can’t blame Leo for not wanting to talk to fat guys just like you don’t like to talk to fat chicks…um, you asshole!
Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!
Who knew he had a twin sister?
Same matter can’t occupy the same space! We’re melding blarrggg
Like a vampire but not, he’s drawing all of the turkey gravy out of her.
“Jonah, I’m flattered, but I’m…oh man, how do I put this…it’s just that …your see, I’m not a chubby chaser.”
A manatee and a chickatee.
How does he gain and lose weight so fucking fast? His heart must be ready to explode by now.
“I’m gonna take you to a fast food joint and were gonna drink the french fry grease from the deep fat fryer!”
“Oh Jonah! take me!,,,Take me to that restaurant!”
The Retard Whisperer
Jack and Jill 2: DownsHill Racer.
he looks even bigger than he was before the weight.. no wait he was in grandmas boy and was fat as fuck then too http://blog.jinni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jonah-hill.jpg
“Leo’s breathe smells like heaven.”
“tell me more Jonah!”
Someone translated the Bible totally incorrectly. The story isn’t “Jonah and the Whale.” It actually said “Jonah IS the Whale.”
I bet he keeps a photo of Leo in his pocket, and just rubs it against himself whenever he has to interact with anyone who is not Leo.
I didn’t realize they were doing a gritty reboot of Adam Sandler’s “Jack and Jill”.
Wow. Really hateful comments. I think Jonah is so fun to watch on screen, and I celebrate his success whatever his size. I think the fact that he is treating the above woman with affection says a lot about him. Maybe some of the trolls here could take a lesson in kindness and dignity from Mr. Hill.
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Jonah Hill in Los Angeles. (March 14, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN