“I haven’t eaten meat in two days. I’m on a vegan di–”
(bites off ear)
…did he try to eat his own arm?
“You’re wearing the Leo mask again tonight…”
– I know this great steak house down the road.
– That’s it. TALK DIRTY TO ME!
Oh my god, your cologne smells like bacon
I had hoped she was his sister until I notice him playing with himself.
“Oh my GAWD! What is that cologne your wearing?”
“I was just in a Cold Stone Creamery.”
Which one is Jonah?
At first glance I thought this was Pier 39 in San Francisco.
“B-B-But Leo promised he’d be here…*sob*…I can’t believe he s-s-stood m-m-me up.”
Whales typically travel in pods.
“A present-self and future-self cannot occupy the same space/time” – basic time travel theory
So, he is chewing up large pieces of sausage pizza with extra cheese and feeding it to her like birds feed their young? Cause that’s what this looks like to me.
I guess fat people really are just different.
Heyyyy…I’m not fat. I’m big boned.
There there Johah, its alright…you can’t blame Leo for not wanting to talk to fat guys just like you don’t like to talk to fat chicks…um, you asshole!
Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!
Who knew he had a twin sister?
Same matter can’t occupy the same space! We’re melding blarrggg
Like a vampire but not, he’s drawing all of the turkey gravy out of her.
“Jonah, I’m flattered, but I’m…oh man, how do I put this…it’s just that …your see, I’m not a chubby chaser.”
A manatee and a chickatee.
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