Look into your future, Amber Heard.
like conan said, he looks like a civil war widow.
Or as Seth McFarland described Larry King, on ‘The Roast of Donald Trump’ …”A chattering pirate skeleton on loan from Disneyland”.
Oops! I crapped my pants.
“The party’s finally here, boys and girls! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOOOOOO!”
I’m not sure why this made me laugh as hard as it did but, LMAO!
Seen here arriving for the 5th annual Hatian Witchdoctor convention.
Johnny Depp is such an outsider, he invited himself to his own party. Who does that?
He gets out of a car as elegantly as he gets off a bike.
“They’re always after me Medicare Charms!”
Later, in a bit of quick thinking, his male nurse used that dinosaur tooth around his neck to cut through the seat belt and save his arm from being amputated.
never wanted to punch a photograph so much
Um, I believe it was an engagement slash accessories party
He told me to walk this way. I told him to go fuck himself.
Steven Tyler stole the fucking wall paper out of the little girls’ room and made a suit out of it. Talk about Yankee ingenuity!
does he have no real friends who will tell him the truth?
Why is he dressed like a 80’s porn star?
He probably was one, that was pre-internet, thank goodness.
I think he outDepped Depp.
He’s like Jack Sparrow’s gay grandfather.
Miffed that he was unable to find his jewelry box, Steve simply upended his junk drawer and wore the contents around his neck.
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