1. JoJojojo

    Look into your future, Amber Heard.

  2. like conan said, he looks like a civil war widow.

  3. George P. Burdell

    Oops! I crapped my pants.

  4. “The party’s finally here, boys and girls! SHIBBIDDA SHABBADDA SHAPPATTA WOOOOOO!”

  5. boytoy

    Seen here arriving for the 5th annual Hatian Witchdoctor convention.

  6. ThisWillHurt

    Johnny Depp is such an outsider, he invited himself to his own party. Who does that?

  7. He gets out of a car as elegantly as he gets off a bike.

  8. St. Paddy (Assisted Living)

    “They’re always after me Medicare Charms!”

  9. fred

    Later, in a bit of quick thinking, his male nurse used that dinosaur tooth around his neck to cut through the seat belt and save his arm from being amputated.

  10. david(guest)

    never wanted to punch a photograph so much

  11. Swearin

    Um, I believe it was an engagement slash accessories party

  12. coljack

    He told me to walk this way. I told him to go fuck himself.

  13. Steven Tyler stole the fucking wall paper out of the little girls’ room and made a suit out of it. Talk about Yankee ingenuity!

  14. Mama Pinkus

    does he have no real friends who will tell him the truth?

  15. jep

    Why is he dressed like a 80′s porn star?

  16. oldfool

    I think he outDepped Depp.

  17. Paulos Zookeeper

    He’s like Jack Sparrow’s gay grandfather.

  18. Miffed that he was unable to find his jewelry box, Steve simply upended his junk drawer and wore the contents around his neck.

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