superficial

  1. Meet Carmen’s boyfriend, Boy Jorge.

  2. “Transgendered Hipsters – Stand Out Amongst the Stand Outs”

  3. Not sure if thats boy george, but yes I really want to hurt that guy.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    It’s rare that a woman actually does worse than Dennis Rodman.

  5. stucco

    Wow with that shaved eyebrow and goofy hat Carmen really let herself go.

  6. kevolution

    Damn. Her hair should be covering *his* face.

  7. Inner Retard

    So cute, smart and sultry yet always choosing complete morons. I don’t get her. In more ways than one… *starts sobbing*

  8. One Cup

    Ooooh, it’s West Hollywood…yeah, then this is completely normal. But, this kind of photo always leads to a conversation with my penis:
    Me: Oh man, Carmen is so hot…hurry up, get a boner.
    Penis: No way man, if you masterbate to this, you’ll need to go therapy. That dude is totally gay blocking Carmen – forget it!

  9. Carmen has a history of hooking up with assholes and idiots. I think I got a shot.

  10. Cock Dr

    It’s very late 2nd millenium and/or very gay.

  11. Are we on our way to a new evolution of Douche-Bag? eyebrows , yellow hat, Curious George my ass.

  12. So did she dump Dave Navarro because he wouldn’t get dressed up like Boy George? or because he wouldn’t trim his goatee that much?

  13. j/k

    After carefully considering her past relationships, I have concluded that she has a penis.

  14. donkeylicks

    Looks like Cesar is training another problematic dog but why’s he dressed like Boy George?

  15. I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening?
    “Plastics!”

  16. Dox

    When did Carmen Electra grow a beard?

  17. The 1980s called…never mind, they don’t want anything back that you’ve touched.

  18. The ’80s called and they want the ’80s back.

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