superficial

  1. It doesn’t happen often but once in a long while the meds/drugs wear off and Ozzy realizes who he married.

  2. he thinks he’s at home taking a shit in the shower.

  3. ultra

    does he ever not look confused?

  4. ThisWillHurt

    Ozzy Osbourne at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center doing research for his acting role as Bruce Jenner in “To She Or Not To She.”

  5. Hunter T.

    Good mescaline comes on slow. The first hour is all waiting. Then about halfway through the second hour, you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing’s happening. And then – ZANG!

  6. Ozzy was surprised at so many penises at the show.

  7. crb

    “Wait, you dragged me to Where? -Sharon, you giant hag!”

  8. donkeylicks

    Thats probably the same face you’d make after finding out that your wife of 39 years was a lesbian all along.

  9. Sharon: “What makes you think I’m a lesbian?”
    Doorman: “Your wife.”
    Ozzy: “What?”

  10. this moron tainted our beloved and greatly talented Ozzy with her pathetic shenanigans and annoying voice. He should have kept her in the closet. Well, shucks, I’ll always love you Ozzy…just bite off her head, k?

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