His waist line is going where no man has gone before.
Then I told him: Screw you, Leonard! You may take my Star Trek but you will never take my DONUT!
“So I suggest that I give Uhura the ‘shocker’ just like this, and fucking Gene says ‘Let’s just go with the first interracial kiss, okay Bill?’ and I called him a pussy!”
Geez, if he did that fight scene with the Gorn in the shape he is in today, it would be totally lame.
Comic Con Australia: where fat, washed-up TV stars go to die.
Hey-hey-hey…That’s Shatner, dude. A modicum of decorum and a bit of respect, please!
“Set chicken to, fried!”
Back in the old days we used to have to do our old sound effects. This is a Phaser.
Don’t care. Legend.
He gives “0” fucks to what anyone thinks.
He’s motherfuckin’ Captain Kirk ! !
That’s motherfuckin’ Captain James TIBERIUS Kirk, if you don’t mind!
“Could somebody please come up on the stage and tie my shoe ?”
“…and so George Takei taught me to hold it by the base like this with your pinky finger pointing out, and then wrap you lips around it like so…”
William:Who wants to hear me read a couple of passages from my book Tek War?
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