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“ohhh, c’mon now. She’s disgusting sweetie. i like your post-pregnancy body so much more. LOOK, cotton candy!”
JIM: “I remember when your body used to look like that.”
REESE: “And soon I won’t even remember what your body looks like.”
What is this? A trailer from the “Pussy Whipped Diaries”?
“My, she has a nice figure, doesn’t she, honey?”
“Who has a nice figure, dear?”
Reese is chin-fucking her with her eyes.
That is a rictus smirk of death. That cheerleader bitch better run!
“She looks like you did around the time you made Cruel Intentions. Hey this is totally unrelated but, do you still have Sarah Michelle Gellar’s number?”
Reese was actually pregnant during the entire filming of Cruel Intentions.
When is Reese not pregnant?
Reese: So what do you think, babe? Should we ask her to do a 3-way after the game?
Jim: I dunno, I was kinda hoping for one of the tall, dark fellas dripping in sweat…
So, you would not happen to have the Jennifer Lawrence chick’s number would you? You know I want to uh, represent her.
REESE: I used to look like that…
JIM: *sigh* I know…