1. ThisWillHurt

    “Looks like there’s a toll booth up ahead, honey. Do you have any change?”

  2. Axerty

    ‘God damnit, I’m not Donald Sutherland!’

  3. Did they steal a cop car?

    Or are mounted laptops the new “it” thing?

  4. Toe Jam

    “Get out of the way, cuz, THIS bitch can’t drive.”

  5. “Have you ever smelled MILF pussy? Come take a whiff!!!”

  6. ” Ima get a blowjob from THAT TONIGHT!!”

  7. Sometimes i pull my testicle through the dickhole in my underwear and call it ” The Wild One”… Ask her if you don’t believe me

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