‘See? I’m edgy! I date ugly chicks! Oh I’m so hip!’
agreed, never seen this woman before or have a clue who she is but my god she is one of the uglies people ive ever seen
“Sometimes…..when I fart….I think of God”
“uhh, do you have anymore coke or what?”
Yeah, I’m growing my neckbeard so I can donate her some eyebrows.
“When I answered your personal ad, I thought you were still the good looking, famous Shia LaBeouf.”
can’t wait to see his new movie, “faces of meth”
Why does his hipster beard always look like someone pasted pubes on his fac…oh wait!
“I think that, at the end of the day, when all’s said and done, the theater just couldn’t handle my edginess and subtle nuances. After film failed me, I haven’t found a medium that could encompass my youthful yet mature angst. I don’t suppose the world will ever be ready for me.”
“Were you talking again? I was counting your ‘Transformers’ money in my head again.”
She has that psycho, helena bonham carter look
That’s exactly what he was thinking. Score!
Dumb and Dumber. Beauty, er…Beast and the Beast. Tweedle-Shia and Tweedle-Mia. The Good, Bad, and the Ugly — the Good is out to lunch…
It’s okay honey, we all feel that way about him.
Mia seen her mirroring the expression on my face every time I see Shia LaBeouf or think about watching the Transformers movies.
Holy shit! It’s Gail the Snail!!! Someone salt that garbage pail cousin outta here!
what a tool…dumped his pretty asian girlfriend for this gremlin looking fug…what an ugly woman, my god put some make up on
dinking out of their big ol’ cups of ugly & befuddled.
This week on A&E’s intervention…
“That’s right, dude, one step closer and I’ll totally throw this drink at you… Then run away like a little bitch.”
Clearly, we need Ireland Baldwin as an antidote for this. Photoboy!
She just realized she’s been dating Shia LeBeouf
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