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“Shit! I forgot to clip Lemmiwinks’ claws!”
Arrrrghhhh…I believe I just shit me pants
Now I know what Artie, the strongest man in the world, looks like without glasses.
“So my left hand is the baby, and my right hand is the vagina — also known as the “birth canal” — and child birth goes something like this…”
“So my right hand is the baby, and my left hand is the vagina — also known as the “birth canal” — and child birth goes something like this…”
I guess I was looking in a mirror…
A true test of willpower: Making his left hand stop his right hand from doing it’s natural duty.
“Whatcha gonna do, brother. When these 8 inch pythons run wild on you?”
It doesn’t count if you have to pull your own finger.