superficial

  1. Fredical

    “Shit! I forgot to clip Lemmiwinks’ claws!”

  2. Mr Smap Beav Sr

    Arrrrghhhh…I believe I just shit me pants

  3. Minky Wail

    Now I know what Artie, the strongest man in the world, looks like without glasses.

  4. “So my left hand is the baby, and my right hand is the vagina — also known as the “birth canal” — and child birth goes something like this…”

  5. “So my right hand is the baby, and my left hand is the vagina — also known as the “birth canal” — and child birth goes something like this…”

    I guess I was looking in a mirror…

  6. Phoenix

    A true test of willpower: Making his left hand stop his right hand from doing it’s natural duty.

  7. “Whatcha gonna do, brother. When these 8 inch pythons run wild on you?”

  8. It doesn’t count if you have to pull your own finger.

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