Kim Kardashian posted this pic to Instagram. (March 10, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Whole new meaning to social vampire
Kanye drinks beet juice by the gallon, I see.
‘This is what happened when I let a for-real Klingon give me a golden shower…it was totally worth it.’
I hope a sand storm kicks up as she’s leaving the place.
Oh yeah. She looks better already.
Kris Jenner feeds her children/clients with only the finest live infants to maintain their youth. Looks like Kim forgot to clean up after she was finished with her screaming newborn. Pregnancy makes you forgetful.
She’s doing it all wrong. You gotta cook the placenta before you eat it, and you gotta wait until the kid is born before you cook the placenta!
Not pictured: The Kool-Aid Man. Oh yeah!
Now I’m confused… Is she dating Kanye or Chris Brown?
Is she having a miscarriage through her face?
Sloppy placenta eating practice.
Thus completing the “body fluids on her face” trifecta.
Hmm, is diarrhea a body fluid too? And is it missing from the collection?
vampires drink a lot.
vampires pee a lot.
All kidding aside, can anyone explain what the fuck’s going on here?
I saw it on another site….apparently called a “blood facial” where they draw your blood and put it on your face.
Rich people are fucking stupid.
This is normal behavior when there is a demon living inside you.
fuckin christ man
seems like a healthy thing to do when your pregnant…
So, she just got her Redwings?
Most people wait until AFTER the baby is born to do gross shit with the placenta!
You’ve gotta shed some blood to make those hamburgers.
And see how nicely the cows are handled in the slaughterhouse…they don’t get upset at all. They don’t even know what’s happening to them.
It seems she took Billy Bob Thornton’s advice about sex during menstruation.
After seeing all of the exposure gained from Chris Brown pummeling Rihanna’s face into oblivion Kris Jenner had an idea.
Puffy lips. Why, oh why do I hate this woman so much? She has never done anything to me. Not that I feel guilty… I suppose it’s because she has never actually done anything. Doesn’t write songs, doesn’t act, hasn’t invented anything, not a politician, in fact I can’t think of anything. Someone help me here…
“Doesn’t act” is right. She’s in the upcoming Tyler Perry movie, and judging from how she’s featured in the trailer, she’s more wooden than Pinocchio fucking one of those figurehead women carved into the bow of an old-timey sailing ship.
“Look at me everyone! Give me attention!”
is dousing your face in period blood the new way of trying to preserve youth? desperate, pathetic woman, wouldnt put it past her.
the next question is: WHO’S period blood is it? She is pregnant and I am assuming she doesn’t have a period now…
must’ve stuck her head in her own ass
Man I hope she has enough valtrex to clear that up!!
She got this blood facial on tv last night. It was the stupidest thing ever. The Dr took a sample of her blood and spun it around in a machine, then he injected it back into her face.
Each one of those tiny droplets is where another hair got plucked out. If she didn’t do this on a daily basis, we’d have the star of Teen Wolf 3.
This now completes her “bodily fluid on face” collection.
Oh yes the reptillians will love this look. Must Post For Masters!
Kayne’s having his period, I guess…
Whoever peed on her this time better go to the doctor ASAP, that shit does not look good.
Does she have make up on or do her eyes naturally look that bad?
Looks like Octomom is doing Jello porn now.
Pictured here: The result of Khloe’s latest prank, “The menstruating face hugger”.
it reminds me of this waxing scene in 40 year old virgin.
Waxing is a bitch.
And this is why you don’t stand close to Khloe while she feeds!
I hear bathing in the blood of virgins is good for your figure
Already bathing in the baby’s placenta.
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