Isn’t he supposed to wait until he’s 50 or living in Florida to wear that outfit?
Seriously, he just walked up to me this morning and started talking about Martin Scorsese and Leonardo DeCaprio. He’s been following me around all day!
I think “irony” would be a good term to describe the legalization of pot in California coincided with Jonah Hill getting his stomach stapled.
“I heard you’ve been kissing Leo’s ass…”
“Are you kidding me? He’s the one that’s been all over me! You fool!”
I’ll just bet that when Rick Ross allowed t-shirts to be made with his likeness on them, he didn’t imagine them being worn by white, egotistical, overweight Hollywood actors.
They look like they are about to head down to their home in Palm Springs for the weekend.
Gunt. Untuck that t-shirt.
“Hey, you…excuse me…by any chance is your name Leo?”
“Oh, no, sorry, of course not. For a second there I thought you were my good friend Leo DiCaprio…”
I just realized that I should stop buttoning the top button on my shirts.
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