Getting huge fake boobs won’t make the dick disappear. You need to get it chopped off to get rid of it, as nasty as it sounds.
When they say “Shake Your Money Maker”, that’s not what they mean.
releasing her crabs into the wild..
Get to work down there! I have to pay my pharmacy bill.
Making sure the money maker is still operational.
She just got the smart card scanner installed and, apparently, it itches.
“Go, little sand crab! Go!”
Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon… Manny Mota… Mota… Mota…
“Who’s a winner? YOU”RE A WINNER!!
Who’s gonna make $55,000 this month?
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE $55,000 THIS MONTH!
Checking to make sure the money some old rich dude gave her for giving him a bj is still there.
Does she hear the voice of Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman when she looks down there.
“Hang on, let me see if I have change for a twenty.
“Is that me? Or is Krupa around here somewhere?”
so that’s where those car keys went! And my son’s catcher’s mitt!
OM NOM NOM. Or, “Feed me, Seymour, feed me all night long!” Or, “We’re gonna need a bigger boat.” Something like that.
nothing like the smell of old hooker pussy
“Anybody seen my cellphone?”
Nope! still dirtier than the ocean..
“As wet as it’s been in years.” *gentle chuckle, gentler sob*
“My discharge has ocean in it!”
Topo Gigio ref FTW!
I mean Senior Wences. Topo was the mouse. Dammit, how can I still remember an Ed Sullivan ref but still be pre-Alzheimeric enough to get it wrong?
“G’damit! It frickin’ grew back again! That Mexican surgeon PROMISED me!”
Soul catcher clog
Depends™ brand undergraments… now available in “Pink Thong”.
Yup. Still packin’.
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Victoria Silvstedt in Miami. (March 10, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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