1. This looks like a tasty salad.

  2. All her photos look the same.

  3. MFer

    Looks like she just got done taking a piss in the bushes.

  4. I’m not going to pee until you go away.

  5. I feel like I’m being seduced into disappointment.

  6. Look at me, all alone in a bikini in this random patch of crabgrass, waiting for my mermaid prince….bleugh!

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