He can even make something as fun and innocent as sledding with your child on a field of white snow seem macabre. Back home, Helena is no doubt adding eye of newt to the hot chocolate.
What you can’t see in the photo is that they’re riding on Johnny Depp’s back.
I never seen someone look so solemn while riding a sled down a hill, but knowing Tim Burton he is creating some sort of wicked nightmare along the way.
Maybe he’s just annoyed that he can’t sled with his kid without some assface taking a picture.
Wish I had a nickel for every time that kid is going to hear “Why is your dad so weird?” from other kids.
When the kid responds, “You must not have seen my Mom yet”, you know he’s in trouble.
Not seen: Johnny Depp wearing eyeliner, a weird wig and holding a vintage film camera.
In the UK his kid would be the oldest SOBER chauffeur he is likely to find. Well played, Mr. Burton.
Wow, I had assumed any child of Tim Burton’s would have purple skin. Oh well, I guess I still have Barney.
Looks like Tim is on the verge of a narcolepsy blackout.
all that white stuff? Semen.
u just know each strand of his hair has little mouths that are screaming as they go down the hill.
Kid: Just go man!
Kid: Wow… that’s pretty warm!
Nicolas Cage has gone method
‘Geez, this kid just won’t stop smiling…I am wasting my time here.’
His face says “Hello, I’m Tim Burton”, but his hair says “WHEEE!”
(But, yeah, I’d be pretty annoyed if some idiot with a camera took my picture if I went sledding with my kids..)
The sled is an artifact. Let’s see if Artie can get it back to the Warehouse without using his Tesla gun on the kid.
Tim Burton’s “Sledding”.
Starring Johnny Depp as The Sled.
” The Nightmare Before Christmas “
Mr Tim’s Mild Ride
The nightmare before the greenhouse effect.
Billy? That’s such a normal name. I am dissapoint.
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