Artie’s still alive?
There’s probably a party at his house too.
I’m as surprised as you at his continued living.
I met him in New York.
He’s about as real as they come. A dying breed amongst manufactured “comedians” (see Dane Cook, Jimmy Fallon) these days.
what is a manufactured comedian? you’re a dummy!
If I have to explain it to you, you’re the dummy
Artie did a benefit for a friend of mine. He’s a really nice guy.
I have to disagree about Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy’s been doing comedy since his teens. He happened to get on SNL and to this day works with a lot of great writers.
Dane Cook, however, is just a social media phenomenon who got lucky with his dumb frat boy jokes.
Can’t take his eyes off Maria Menounos’s butt in spandex.
I thought he was dead? I’m not joking, I thought he committed suicide like 2 years ago.
He’s apparently still trying. With carbs.
Give him time….he’ll eventually get it right.
He really should go back on the heroin.
That settles it. I have in in the 2012 Death Pool.
You never go full Nolte
I still love Artie.
Watch for his next book…”Too fat to stab myself to death.”
Beach Bowl. He ate it.
Obviously he has learned nothing from his little suicide attempt. He is exactly the same as he was before.
Continuing the apparent pregnancy theme…
I hope he got a defibrillator for X-mas.
Sorry, but he is playing BEACH VOLLEYBALL in two shirts and jogging pants…
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
It’s alway fun to watch a cocker spaniel waiting to prance after his treat. Likewise, it’s also fun to watch Artie Lange chase after a bottle of jack.
Trivia: All DirecTV parabolic satellite dishes are molded from Artie’s stomach.
Hilary Duff looks TERRIBLE!
Great guy! Can’t say a bad thing about Artie Lange.. I hope that he stays sober. God Bless You Artie!
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Artie Lange plays during the DIRECTV Beach Bowl at Victory Field in Indianapolis. (February 4, 2012)