1. Cock Dr

    Artie’s still alive?
    There’s probably a party at his house too.

  2. Deacon Jones

    I met him in New York.

    He’s about as real as they come. A dying breed amongst manufactured “comedians” (see Dane Cook, Jimmy Fallon) these days.

    • Mitch

      what is a manufactured comedian? you’re a dummy!

    • Felonious Monkey

      Artie did a benefit for a friend of mine. He’s a really nice guy.
      I have to disagree about Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy’s been doing comedy since his teens. He happened to get on SNL and to this day works with a lot of great writers.
      Dane Cook, however, is just a social media phenomenon who got lucky with his dumb frat boy jokes.

  3. tlmck

    Can’t take his eyes off Maria Menounos’s butt in spandex.

  4. I thought he was dead? I’m not joking, I thought he committed suicide like 2 years ago.

  5. EricLr

    He really should go back on the heroin.

  6. That settles it. I have in in the 2012 Death Pool.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    You never go full Nolte

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    I still love Artie.

  9. MarkM

    Watch for his next book…”Too fat to stab myself to death.”

  10. boing

    baby gorilla

  11. Beach Bowl. He ate it.

  12. Bonky

    Obviously he has learned nothing from his little suicide attempt. He is exactly the same as he was before.

  13. Continuing the apparent pregnancy theme…

  14. g-moonie

    I hope he got a defibrillator for X-mas.

  15. squishy

    Sorry, but he is playing BEACH VOLLEYBALL in two shirts and jogging pants…

  16. Contusion

    Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

  17. The Brown Streak

    It’s alway fun to watch a cocker spaniel waiting to prance after his treat. Likewise, it’s also fun to watch Artie Lange chase after a bottle of jack.

  18. KC

    Trivia: All DirecTV parabolic satellite dishes are molded from Artie’s stomach.

  19. Hank E. Ring

    Hilary Duff looks TERRIBLE!

  20. Bigalkie

    Great guy! Can’t say a bad thing about Artie Lange.. I hope that he stays sober. God Bless You Artie!

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