1. Ask him if you can touch his camera if you no longer value life.

  2. Alex

    Bond villian if I ever saw one.

  3. Stop squinting… It makes you look like one of Mike Tyson’s girlfriends…

  4. Those pumpkin carving templates are getting scary.

  5. j/k

    Brown nail polish on his thumb?

  6. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Isn’t it time the California Raisins got back together?

  7. Adam

    He’s more machine now than man; twisted and evil.

  8. He’s just happy to be around grown men. Grown men guaranteed not to be touching his stuff.

  9. Obama Srsly

    Smile is not a good look for you.

      • 2inthePink

        Maybe a “black” Grinch, but ghetto… Seal might not be handsome but he doesn’t seem really ignorant, he has money, & had access to better quality supermodel pussy then Clooney. Besides, everyone knows that the ghetto Grinch is white police officers.

  10. Cheetos

    Oh my, the return of Red Skull, captain america 2 is on the way…

  11. squishy

    Yeah…who cares?!

  12. The Brown Streak

    He’s taking pictures of what Heidi is going to miss.

  13. J.R Martinez had to get blown up to look like this.

  14. Lita

    His nails look fab-u-lous!

  15. AnnaDraconida

    Narrowly beats Daniel Craig as a rumpled bedsheet lookalike

  16. Frank The Duck

    Such an attractive fellow as this will work his way through the Victoria’s Secret clothesrack chicks wait and see. Hedi will end up with someone ugly….

  17. just here for laughs

    His face has melted!

  18. Whoopi

    Wow, Jabba the Hutt lost a lot of weight!

  19. Bocephus

    For a mummy, Carl Sagan looks surprisingly good.

  20. cc

    A turtle neck and a sports jacket?

  21. Dave Chappelle has really let himself go since he got back from the old country

  22. journalschism

    The Cheshire grin of a man whose fucked greatness and now knows she’s someone else’s problem.

  23. Codot

    Someone needs to tell French Stewart to stop doing blackface publicly.

  24. Ismoss

    Reminds me of the Benny Hill line, “he looks like an unmade bed”

  25. cutthecrap

    His media whoreishness is really starting to fucking bug me

  26. Jill Ess

    OMG! He let a camera out of the room???

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