Years of abuse in Shawshank have given the man some Sassy Style!
Duna duna duna nuna Scarf Man duna nuna nuna duna Scarf Man
I assume he lost the other glove challenging some punk ass to a duel.
Actually he was in an accident which fucked up his hand.
Was that the car accident with the mistress that got him divorced?
Probably, I think he was drunk, stoned or something along those lines also.
He lost a duel to Darth Vader.
I lost a glove this weekend too – Psyche!
He killed my wife. Why don’t you believe me?
His wifeGranddaughter likes a 1 gloved man.
Easy Reader is now an old geezer.
If that’s how you remember Morgan Freeman, you’re not so young yourself. (I know whereof I speak.)
He’s keeping the gloved hand soft for his future adopted granddaughter that he plans on boning before his death. A man of Morgan’s status can’t be banging anyone older than 20. Shit ain’t dignified.
He’s like the black Michael Jackson
I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE
Lenny Kravitz has not aged well.
Can he unscrew that hand and screw on a blowtorch?
Nobody likes mimes. Especially the walking into the wind trick.
Everything going on in this picture is what Obama needs to do in front of the media from now on
“Hey. Hey, Seal. You out there? Check it out. GOLDEN Cameras, bitch! And guess what? *You can’t touch ’em.*”
F*ck an asteroid. Still the best president we ever had.
Who wants a little captain Morgan in them bitches?
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.