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  1. Johnny P!

    Years of abuse in Shawshank have given the man some Sassy Style!

  2. I assume he lost the other glove challenging some punk ass to a duel.

  3. arnieblackblack

    I lost a glove this weekend too – Psyche!

  4. it had to be said

    He killed my wife. Why don’t you believe me?

  5. dontkillthemessenger

    His wifeGranddaughter likes a 1 gloved man.

  6. Manthou Artdust

    Easy Reader is now an old geezer.

  7. Adam

    He’s keeping the gloved hand soft for his future adopted granddaughter that he plans on boning before his death. A man of Morgan’s status can’t be banging anyone older than 20. Shit ain’t dignified.

  8. DeucePickle

    He’s like the black Michael Jackson

  9. Griswald

    I’M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE

  10. The Pope

    Lenny Kravitz has not aged well.

  11. Can he unscrew that hand and screw on a blowtorch?

  12. The Brown Streak

    Nobody likes mimes. Especially the walking into the wind trick.

  13. Swearin

    Everything going on in this picture is what Obama needs to do in front of the media from now on

  14. “Hey. Hey, Seal. You out there? Check it out. GOLDEN Cameras, bitch! And guess what? *You can’t touch ‘em.*”

  15. journalschism

    F*ck an asteroid. Still the best president we ever had.

  16. Jill Ess

    Titty Sprinkles.

  17. Hank E. Ring

    Who wants a little captain Morgan in them bitches?

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