When in doubt, always follow your chin.
I like the way she ploughs her own furrow
I feel bad saying anything mean about her. She can’t help that her face looks like a silly-putty impression of a gorilla.
It cost a fortune, but Bruce had her air bag made out of Kevlar.
Sharp and clever! Well done!
“…you’re…one, ugly mother…fuc-”
Easter Island called. They’re declaring war if we don’t give it back.
Is she handcuffed to the steering wheel? Time for Bruce “Yippie Kay Ay” Willis to leap into action.
This is the worst, meanest picture I’ve ever seen on this site.
i thought it was weird al in the thumbnail
Thor’s Hammer dons a wig as a disguise to flee the paparazzi.
I guess there are worse things in the world than your drug dealer being Bobby Flay…..like having Wtherspoon-chin and rhombus-jaw.
You know, her life would be easier if she were to wear a beard net.
She doesn’t look as bad as usual, she’s Hilary Swan-esque here.
You can’t fool us with that wig, Jay Leno!
Relax, kid, you don’t have to check the mirrors for cops if you’re just heading out to buy a few whipped cream cartridges.
I dunno, with that chin and that nose? She could take Reese Witherspoon.
She kind of looks like a cross between Keira Knightley and Jay Leno :(
I thought more a cross between Keira Knightley and Weird Al Yankovic.
Yes, a touch of KK and something else much less pleasing.
“By the power of Grey Skull, I have the fast lane!”
Anyone ever see ‘Pumpkinhead’?
You know I always see a celebrity and be like “damn I wish I was them” however that is not the case with any of the willis children. I would rather be poor than hideous.
Weird Al, is that you?
Seat belt fastened? Check. Mirrors adjusted? Check. Alright then Rumer, it’s full chin ahead!
“….. You bred raptors??”
Oh now I know, the Alien, Sigourney Weaver. high bred from #4.
You’d be astonished to know that underneath the flesh there is a crystal skull.
Wierd Al, come back I wanna head I’m fat one more time!
She’s not looking for parking, she’s just leaning forward so she can see past her chin.
“Is that….? Holy shit, mom’s lying in the street again.”
A face only a mother could love… maybe?
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