1. Johnny P!

    When in doubt, always follow your chin.

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I like the way she ploughs her own furrow

  3. I feel bad saying anything mean about her. She can’t help that her face looks like a silly-putty impression of a gorilla.

  4. It cost a fortune, but Bruce had her air bag made out of Kevlar.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “…you’re…one, ugly mother…fuc-”


  6. Dink Lincoln

    Easter Island called. They’re declaring war if we don’t give it back.

  7. it had to be said

    Is she handcuffed to the steering wheel? Time for Bruce “Yippie Kay Ay” Willis to leap into action.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    This is the worst, meanest picture I’ve ever seen on this site.

  9. yoyoblack

    i thought it was weird al in the thumbnail

  10. Nooken

    Thor’s Hammer dons a wig as a disguise to flee the paparazzi.

  11. DeucePickle

    I guess there are worse things in the world than your drug dealer being Bobby Flay… having Wtherspoon-chin and rhombus-jaw.

  12. Adam

    You know, her life would be easier if she were to wear a beard net.

  13. Lilly

    She doesn’t look as bad as usual, she’s Hilary Swan-esque here.

  14. The Brown Streak

    You can’t fool us with that wig, Jay Leno!

  15. Relax, kid, you don’t have to check the mirrors for cops if you’re just heading out to buy a few whipped cream cartridges.

  16. Lita

    I dunno, with that chin and that nose? She could take Reese Witherspoon.

  17. fooey

    She kind of looks like a cross between Keira Knightley and Jay Leno :(

  18. “By the power of Grey Skull, I have the fast lane!”

  19. cc

    Anyone ever see ‘Pumpkinhead’?

  20. Nik

    You know I always see a celebrity and be like “damn I wish I was them” however that is not the case with any of the willis children. I would rather be poor than hideous.

  21. Weird Al, is that you?

  22. alex

    Seat belt fastened? Check. Mirrors adjusted? Check. Alright then Rumer, it’s full chin ahead!

  23. journalschism

    Cro-Magnon stage?

  24. Stylighter

    “….. You bred raptors??”

  25. Ismoss

    Oh now I know, the Alien, Sigourney Weaver. high bred from #4.

  26. cc

    You’d be astonished to know that underneath the flesh there is a crystal skull.

  27. Zorro

    Wierd Al, come back I wanna head I’m fat one more time!

  28. She’s not looking for parking, she’s just leaning forward so she can see past her chin.

  29. “Is that….? Holy shit, mom’s lying in the street again.”

  30. Drundel

    A face only a mother could love… maybe?

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