I would not mess with that man.
He was arrested in Sanger TX which is 55 miles north of Dallas.
And only a few miles from his house just off Richland Chambers lake. Awesome looking place.
I like how the Dallas people need to insist this happened somewhere else. “We don’t cotton to the celebrity shenanigans they put up with in L.A. This here is God’s countr—dammit, Khloe!!”
I don’t care whether it’s Dallas or anywhere else. To say he was arrested in Dallas instead of the actual town is just flat out lazy reporting. Fish just grabbed the headline from TMZ.
Like the dog in the ads for the humane society that no one wants to adopt.
(glances at cut-out magazine photo of Chris Hansen, crushes in fist, looks up at mirror)
“Wait’ll he gets a load of me.”
The fascinating thing is that genetically he’s 99.5% the same as a human. Eat THAT creationists!
The things a guy has to do to keep cred in the Honky Tonkin’ ‘hood…
Someone should tell Superman about Brainac being arrested.
…and THAT’s why old women sit & talk about old men.
Giving Lyle Lovett a run for his cartoon-faced money.
Guess his pick-up truck left him.
Motherfucker look like a serial killer.
This guy was totally hard on Level 6 of Mike Tyson’s Punchout.
Hanging out in front of Baptist churches with a bottle of wine is actually a pretty good way to pick up dudes.
obviously he got publicly intoxicated from some fava beans and a nice chianti- th-th-th-th-th-th-.
His face is a travisty.
That one tune of his, “Old 8 x 10,” was evidently about his forehead.
Was the driving the ice cream truck from the movie ‘Legion’?
Nothing says ‘country bad-ass’ like a steel plate holding the bridge of your nose together.
Neil Patrick Harris, this is your future
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