Do I ever button my shirt? No! Not even for F**** snow.
Moobs that size need a lot of air circulation.
Yep…otherwise the mildew and mold set in like a b**ch!
That’s a look more associated with an open fly
If I had to work with Paula Abdul, I’d be smoking a lot too.
Simon hates it when he burps up whoever it was he just ate.
All jokes about hairy tits are usually offensive to certain nationalities.
What kind of man makes someone hold an umbrella over him?
15 minutes almost up
Hey there, Dr.Who.
Say what you want to about him, but the man does one hell of an Alan Thicke impression.
The London Flasher spots another one of his victims…
Mel Gibson smokes?
“Derp” is so much classier when said with a British accent
I postulate that he is pissed.
Freshly sewn-in widow’s peak courtesy of the Hair Club for Men.
This is my douche face, no wait, this is my douche face.
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Simon Cowell in London. (February 4, 2012)
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