superficial

  1. Which one is slumming it?

  2. I don’t get it. The dude has relative fame and some money and still decides to bang a broke crack ho?

  3. tlmck

    She’s reduced to giving hand jobs in cars now?

  4. JPC

    Nothing makes Whitney smile quite like a night of crack and golden showers!

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Are you there yet? Are you? Are you? Are you there yet?

  6. sex tape in 3..2..1…

  7. EricLr

    And Iiiiiiiiii willll alwaysss love crackkkk.

  8. “It’s cool baby, my dick makes chicks FAMOUS!”
    “CRACK!
    “uh yeah, we can smoke up too”
    “CRACK!”
    “uh, that’s all you’ve said all night”
    “CRACK!”
    “damn…50 year old pussy ain’t worth this”

  9. Dink Lincoln

    Crack and car = rock and roll.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    What an absolute disaster.

  11. “I love your movies!” said one to the other.

  12. Adam

    “So baby, I was thinking we could go out for a nice dinner, maybe have some wine, and then we can end the night with a domestic violence session topped off with some delicious crack”

  13. Joe

    Piss on my doody bubble.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Okay, now I understand that start and stop super bowl commercial…

  15. Swearin

    She wants to re-enact The Bodyguard, only this time after carrying her to safety, he pees on her.

  16. Isn’t that the same tranny that Eddie Murphy got caught with?

  17. cutthecrap

    Hey baby… I drank alot of water today so get ready for that famous golden shower that will propel your sorry crack ass into super stardom.

  18. Can

    Next thing you know, she’ll be saying Ray J is the new king of R&B. Suck on that, Bobbie. She’s obviously an authority.

  19. So ya….um……this is awkward.

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