How would you know this was her?

It’s Pippa!

How do I use these “keys” thing again?

Realises there’s not much junk in her trunk…and so was able to stow her bags of shopping. What luck!

She use to have a great ass, now its in the same league with Pippa’s

So the paparazzi are more than willing to shove a camera straight up a celebrity’s skirt for a crotch shot, but somehow showing a license plate is just too far.

This is a great angle for Jess – it hides her angry bitch face she is always showing off.

Is she the one that wants to kill sharks and free monkeys?

I love the shin warmer on my BMW too.

Randy Travis got his hair styled like Reed Richards for that? No wonder he was drunk.

“Excuse me. Does anybody know how to make this tailpipe go any higher?”

Just giving Jessica Simpson more reasons to stuff her face and delusionally think she’ll look like this after popping that kid out.

Now that she was addicted to masturbating herself on swimming pool jets, every time she was out on the street, Jessica found herself trying to recapture the feeling with every tailpipe she could find.

Her pants don’t fit right. She looks much better than this.

Also, why is she wearing the slip on covers we use for bowling shoes?

That tail pipe between her legs.