superficial

  1. I didn’t know she had friends who weren’t gummi or some sort of cured meat.

  2. To know one can come home and cry on these makes all those meanie Giselle Bunchen comments hurt less…

  3. Deacon Jones

    “……she’s GONNA BLOW!!!!!”

  4. It looks more like Jessica tweeted a picture of herself with TWO of her friends…and some chick with big teeth.

  5. Baddog

    I am more attracted to her friend who is slowly disappearing over Jessica.

  6. great tits!

  7. Ohhhh. Curssica. This explains the Patriots’ loss.

  8. arnieblackblack

    Nice thumb ring… and tits

  9. it had to be said

    Good to see that all Jess has to do to look OK now is take a self-portrait in a dark bar showing only her face and tits. Career comeback, here she comes!

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    If I didn’t know that Jessica Simpson had a 10 pound bowl of chili in her stomach (and she’s pregnant too!), I would say her smile and tits are the best.

  11. Bonky

    I don’t care what anyone says. I want to pound that big gal once them babies is out.

  12. The biggest crime of all will be if her baby is lactose intolerant

  13. tlmck

    Mammaries….Like the corners of my mind….

  14. Is that a “Come motorboat me!” look or am I reading the body language wrong?

  15. Notorious

    Should this not say, Jessica Simpson tweeted this picture of her and three friends?

  16. You aren’t fooling anyone Jessica. We all know you took this pic, thought to yourself “Hey, I don’t look like an absolute cow in this shot” and proceeded to post to twitter.

  17. Bigalkie

    Taking a page out of the Kirsty Allie, ” stand behind a hedge ” look, Jessica Simpson listens to her publicists and has her bottom half cut out of a press release picture.

  18. Hugh Gentry

    what the fuck is she gonna say when she’s still pregnant next Christmas?

  19. just here for laughs

    It looks like her boobs are almost to the point of smothering her…almost.

  20. cc

    I wonder what the specific gravity of her tits is.

    • < 1 for sure. At least they look like they'd float. Of course SG varies with temperature … I think we're going to need a little fieldwork here, cc. Can we count on you?

      • cc

        For the advancement of human knowledge, I am prepared to sacrifice my time and energy. I’m like a one man NASA.

  21. girl dylan

    is she really tan, or is she just hanging out with Moaning Myrtle?

  22. sc4play

    Damn! That girl gots some big teef!!!

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