1. JimBB

    Dude look like a cancer victim.

  2. Son of Flubber

    “Johnny Depp, I’m your father.”, “NOoooooooo!”

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Her tits are too small and her goatee is too big.

  4. I loved his character in Gremlins.

  5. Isn’t he 60 something years old. Can’t he grow a better mustache than that? I’ve seen 15 year olds with better facial hair.

  6. i’ll say it again. what a piece of shit.

  7. Don Draper's Dad

    If he got an invite, then where the fuck was mine?

  8. fred

    No way. Has “he” been Julie Andrews from Victor/Victoria all this time?

  9. caley

    Dude looks like a…actually, no, I really couldn’t begin to guess what he looks like.

  10. After a rough night, it must take him a good half an hour to get all that shit off from around his neck.

  11. ” I am a doctor of philosophy from Edinburgh, I am a doctor of law from Christ College, I am a doctor of medicine from Harvard. My friends, out of courtesy, call me doctor.”

  12. Scantbeard the Pirate.

  13. sc4play

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Orlando Bloom, circa 2034.

  14. james franco on the set of____…..

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