superficial

  1. JimBB

    Tracy Morgan just got himself PREGNANT!

  2. That never gets old.

  3. JC

    “C’mon, Black Quato, come on out! Don’t be shy, now!”

  4. I knew someday my picture would appear on my favorite celebrity gossip website.

  5. Someone buy the plot next to Philip Seymour Hoffman for him

  6. Walter Peck

    I’m waiting for an alien to pop out and start singing ‘Hello my baby.”

  7. The Analyst

    Seems more like a bowling ball. And that he ate it.

  8. Kim K’s going with a surrogate this time? Must have been Kanye’s wish.

  9. alexxx3488

    The last time I saw a combination of acne and stretch marks that intense I was watching Teen Mom.

  10. SER

    Ghetto mating call!

  11. At last my love has come along
    My lonely days are over
    And life is like a song

    C’mere, dreamboat I got somethin’ for ya

  12. He just heard the Kardashians were at the party.

  13. tlmck

    He’s no slouch. He’s sportin’ 24 pack abs.

  14. Why? Just why in the fuck does the public need to view this asshole’s fucked up body?

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