Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis in Jacksonville, FL. (February 2, 2014) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
I guess the USS Douchebag just returned to port.
I give it another 6 months.
“Damnit, I’m in Jacksonville…”
“Damnit, Ashton Kutcher is in ME!”
I can smell him from here.
FFS. That was for the previous photo of Shia LaBeouf.
Is that the in look now? Dressing like your a member of Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. Is that what it takes to get Mila Kunis?
That shirt: Knocked up or “bad angle”?
She’s not touching her stomach…. inconclusive.
Funny, the look on his face is the same one she gets on hers while he’s doing her.
You know, douche is a very versatile word for describing people of various appearances and personalities. Add the best ever versatile root word of ‘fuck’ and you get something like Shia is a fucking douche and I am so disheartened that Mila is a douche fucker.
Holy crap. Are those coats warm enough? It was 22 degrees .. oops sorry ‘mercans, SEVENTY TWO in Jacksonville yesterday. It’s 4 degrees below freezing here and I’m sporting a T-shirt outside. And pants. I sometimes forget my pants.
“So it’s agreed, I wear a blue pea coat better.”
“Fine, Ashton. Whatever.”
If you still pretend this little troll is hot, how did your testicles get removed?
“I don’t know, Mila…she’s really cute, and your face is getting fatter…”
I’m sorry, it’s the only seats I could get us for the Super Bowl
It literally is like they took Jackie and Kelso and applied it to real life.
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