superficial

  1. It always restores David’s faith in humanity when he meets a woman that can actually express an emotion other than “soulless cunt”

  2. And she’s actually very pretty!

  3. what? you couldn’t fit the hairy dickless giant into the photo?

  4. Ok, who photo shopped his upper body onto Kim K’s legs? Nah, scratch that, not enough cottage cheese and hair.

  5. And guess who cheated on their wife that night…

  6. Well, I’ll be damned, you’re right … David Beckham *is* in that picture.

  7. Those are Kardashian extensions, right? Pee marinated? Drippage infused?
    Another million dollar idea I won’t benefit from.

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